The light of heaven shines down on the unsuspecting
heathens of New York City
On my way through Grand Central yesterday on a whim I ran up the stairs to look out over the scene in the main terminal. It’s an icon, this place. Somewhere that most people will only ever see in movies, and I get to walk through it every single day. Most of the time I have my face buried in a book or I’m busy tapping away at my cell phone, but for reasons that are beyond my control I don’t know just how many more times I’m going to have the chance to walk through that echoing hall. I wanted to take a minute to reflect and really be in the space instead of just passing through in a hurry, rushing to catch my train which would be leaving in 10 minutes if it weren’t CANCELLED AGAIN.
These are my reflections.
Did you ever notice how goldfish stick in your teeth?
Man, those people are standing right in front of me for this picture. I am definitely going to be in this picture.
I just wish I could get these goldfish out of my teeth.
She definitely just got a picture of me picking goldfish out of my teeth.
A Bond Villain just stopped right in front of me to check his train schedule and/or assemble the detonator to a bomb he intends to use to blow up a train carrying some important government agent. Seriously - you should see this guy! Enormous shaved head, suspicious looking metal briefcase, trench coat with the collar standing up around his massive angry pockmarked face. He is DEFINITELY up to something.
At least he’s blocking me from these people taking another picture.
There are still goldfish in my teeth.
I wonder if I should attempt to thwart the Bond Villain’s plans. Maybe I should karate chop him. Or I guess I could just wait patiently until he inevitably starts monologuing in a Russian accent about where he hid the bomb and how I’ll Never Stop Him Now!
I wonder how many tourists now have pictures with me in the background picking goldfish out of my teeth.
Guesstimate: A Lot.
*They have goldfish in the office. The perfect heading to the train snack. Except, I don’t know if I mentioned they stick in your teeth.