Friday, November 19, 2010

Portrait of a marriage

Over a bottle of Chianti at dinner last week...

Mister: I walked past a lady and farted today but I think she thought it was her baby.

Chan: You framed a baby for your fart?

Mister: Yeah. I think I totally pulled it off.

Chan: You farted. On a baby.

Mister: He totally deserved it.

Ah, love.

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