Over a bottle of Chianti at dinner last week...
Mister: I walked past a lady and farted today but I think she thought it was her baby.
Chan: You framed a baby for your fart?
Mister: Yeah. I think I totally pulled it off.
Chan: You farted. On a baby.
Mister: He totally deserved it.
Ah, love.
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