Lesson learned

Today I watched about a year's worth of episodes of 16 and Pregnant. I learned a few things:

• A Southern accent makes your chances of teen pregnancy rise exponentially.
• Teenagers should not legally have any right to name children. It's sort of the same thing as letting your 5 year old name your dog. Only the dog never has to grow up and explain to its friends at school why its mother named it Nevaeh.