Friday, July 23, 2010

Dog Days

I bought a puppy because I'm a moron. Is there really any other reason you'd buy a puppy? I mean the cuteness, sure. But that's a good reason to visit a puppy. Only a masochist would buy one. Would wake up one morning and say "Man, I just feel like I'm getting too much rest and relaxation these days. I don't spend nearly enough time half awake cleaning poop off of a furious struggling demon as it attempts to gnaw my arm off. I'm just looking to turn my life upside down and have everything I do dictated by the toilet schedule of a small furry creature". That's me. I'm that guy.

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